Omnibus

• Shed Orgy From morelearning in Omnibus (1267 days old)

  Shed Orgy Behind (closed) shed doors Consenting tools Explore their sexuality Feeler gauge Claw hammer Lump hammer Angle grinder Power drill Trim and edge 3-in-1 oil * *”The flexib… more

• Lioness: Try Again From morelearning in Omnibus (1268 days old)

  Chip Supper Twice The Leyland Lioness- Only ever two, Never meeting, Greeting people who Cling to the seating, Hoping not to know What it is To be Lonely The formatting'll be screwed u… more

• Lioness From morelearning in Omnibus (1269 days old)

  Can't find the poem I'm looking for, which is about to be published in Coffee Pot apparently (details to follow) but I'd better rescue this while it's here. 39 At the age of thirty-nine I'm get… more

• PD3 From morelearning in Omnibus (1273 days old)

  PD3 “Anybody seen in a bus over the age of thirty has been a failure in life” Loelia, Duchess of Winchester 1902-1993 When my brother was released from gaol The very first thing that I hea… more

• Bicycle shed From morelearning in Omnibus (1282 days old)

  Bicycle shed 'Behind the bike sheds' stolen furtive kisses, dunlop tyres fizzing across the tarmac long gone schoolboys blazered up Now the constructor’s wire walls And dully neat concrete … more

• Satsumas From morelearning in Omnibus (1287 days old)

  I don't need exotic treats - Give those kumquats to John Keats. But when you eat satsumas bare, Spraying sunshine in your hair In your garden, I'll be there. … more

• Omnibus From morelearning in Omnibus (1337 days old)

  Omnibus Poems for all, by Brian Scranage … more

• Warning: Contains mild peril From morelearning in Omnibus (1337 days old)

  Unfinished - but I want to rescue it from my clogged hard drive Warning: Contains mild peril {Note on video box} All Summer we prowled the hills- One day we found ourselves High on Scout Moor… more

• How Children Fail From morelearning in Omnibus (1337 days old)

  How Children Fail *with profound apologies to John Holt A TEST FOR TEACHERS BLANK PAGE Read the following carefully and answer the questions that follow: Milly, Molly, Mandy, Sweet as suga… more

• Gracie Fields – Her Career Takes off From morelearning in Omnibus (1373 days old)

  Gracie Fields – Her Career Takes off Aspirates her weak point- But by dint of much encouragement, She won a Rochdale talent show, Singing ''Whhhat makes me love you ?'' aged seven One of the … more

• Confessions of a boyish prank From morelearning in Omnibus (1382 days old)

  Confessions of a boyish prank Palfreyman’s the Pawnbrokers (“Taunting the poor with their own possessions since 1827”) With morning dawning An oily assistant would take an ugly hour To bring … more

• Rushbearing From morelearning in Omnibus (1384 days old)

  Rushbearing We’ll have a wake like the old wakes, As the townships close in. Search the moorlands for rushes While the probing wind pulls at the flax, And tussocks of reeds are like stepping st… more

• Cliché From morelearning in Omnibus (1391 days old)

  Cliché A new school Head in Newcastle Is excluding three students a day, For fighting, smoking, chatting back, Getting in his way. The style is controversial, And the radio audience bickers. … more

• Assassination babe From morelearning in Omnibus (1391 days old)

  Assassination babe Mine host: Assassination babe, cherubim clear. Commends the consequence of the deed deep done. Desiring to double drown every eye, Following the failing of the first f… more

• Dob Lane From morelearning in Omnibus (1391 days old)

  Minnie, Warm as caraway biscuits- Heart attack: dead. Leonard, “Put wood in th’ ‘ole!” Plastic bag over his head. … more

• Standing in the Saturday Morning Lotto Queue From morelearning in Omnibus (1391 days old)

  Standing in the Saturday Morning Lotto Queue Don’t. Live a little! April 2003 … more

• Death Lyrics From morelearning in Omnibus (1401 days old)

  Lots of stuff fleeing from my brain tonight: Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Dylan's Thomas's vi… more

• Tempus Fuckit! From morelearning in Omnibus (1404 days old)

  1960 2005… more

• Omnibus- for all From morelearning in Omnibus (1409 days old)

  Bus in the header is MTJ 435C, pictured when in service with Rawtenstall Corporation. Bus below is MTJ 434C, pictured when in my brother's yard in Ewood Bridge. These are some of my writings; some c… more

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